Nadya “Octomom” Suleman
Submitted on: 21 Jun 12
Category: Pornstars
See more: Nadya “Octomom” Suleman on Brazzers
7.79
Pervs Review:
Bio – In the Pervs Words
Listening to Katy Perry’s California Girls makes me realize why everyone loves California girls, especially when it’s hot and humid outside. Now who doesn’t enjoy a bit of controversy? Nadya is no stranger to controversy. Normally these reviews have an entire history of indie porn to pull from, but here we are witnessing the birth of new star. Most people will ask why? If you watch the interview she does with Jessica Drake it may very well be a good indicator of things to come. I’ll admit I was the first to start criticizing, I’d read the news clippings like everyone else, then I saw the video and was pleasantly surprised how much I liked it. I think most of you will be pleasantly surprised.
(Nadya Suleman in Wicked’s, Becoming Nadya)
Knowing what most of us do about her babies and her financial woes, we get the opportunity to be introduced to her sensual side, where she really gives us a proper showing of self-pleasure. Her scenes are a nice introduction into the porn world and will surely (if not hopefully) not be her last appearance on the Net. Also, if appearing on Howard Stern is any indicator, considering she rode a Sybian, then she is certainly testing the waters for her future profession as a Pornstar for Wicked Pictures.
(Nadya Suleman in Wicked’s, Becoming Nadya)
After many months of newspaper headlines and tabloid gossip columns talking or eluding to what Octomom was really going to do (when it came to her Porn offers) we here can finally say she backed up all that talk with a little finger walk. Needless to say the reception of her inaugural scene will be one of mixed reviews, curiosity and appreciation. For the most part, as a reviewer, I am more surprised how hot it was watching her play with herself and watch her orgasm. This apparently is a first of more to come; viewers are treated to 5 scenes of Octomom playing with herself in different settings and different outfits, of notable note, her cowboy get up certainly did it for me. You’ll have a choice of outfits to admire.
Bio – by the Numbers
Born: C’mon guys… A lady never tells her Age 
Nationality: American
Height: Unknown
Weight: Unknown
Measurements: Augmented but unknown
Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Brown
Tattoos: No
Piercings: Yes Ears
Debut: 2012
(Nadya Suleman in Wicked’s, Becoming Nadya)
So where does all this place Octomom on the Pervs rating scale for Pornstars? Well, let’s look at the breakdown:
Face: If we could only factor in our personal tastes here at PervsReview, then Octomom would be a 10 because, well, because she is a sexy American MILF… you need more reason than that?! But we do have to take other factors into consideration, so we are resigned to give her a 8.25. She actually has a very nice looking face that anyone wouldn’t mind having buried in their lap.
8.25/10
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Tits: Who knew that even after 14 children you could have great breasts look that perky? Kudos to her plastic surgeon, he did a fantastic job!
8.20/10
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Ass: A little mix of Iraqi and Syrian in her certainly makes for a nice complexion and dark features, her ass looks like it was made for riding. Definitely an asset she should exploit in future features.
7.30/10
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Legs: I guess running after 14 children will give you some slender legs with nice calf muscles. I’m sure that there are quite a few of you who wouldn’t mind having them wrapped around your heads or hips. Her legs are ever more accentuated with a pair of high heels on and spread apart.
8.65/10
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Performance: It’s hard to judge a Pornstar from one performance let alone it being a solo scene. I will say that she makes a trip inside her quite appealing and something to experience. Seeing how tight she is makes me wonder what it would feel like being in such a tight pussy. It looks nice, tight and ripe for the licking.
7.10/10
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Longevity: Unfortunately, this category still has yet to be properly explored and by explored I mean her getting creampied, tag teamed, DP’ed and a everything else under the sun in the porn industry. We all hope for her to continue her progression into the porn world.
6.40/10
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Work Ethic: If the amount of scenes she has filmed is any indicator to her success thus far, then she is leaving quite a bit to desire. Basing this on the interview that followed the filming, she apparently was a “natural” and you can see she visibly (and purportedly) had an orgasm while filming her scene. From my understanding most Pornstars fake it when they take it, but she came. She gets my vote on that. I think that’s a solid indicator for a good work ethic.
8.50/10
Now after I round up all those numbers and do some intricate long division, the average works out to:
7.79 / 10
Here’s just a little teaser of her and her assets. Enjoy!
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