(Lisa Ann in Brazzers, Pornstar Punishment Scene You’ll Never Get Anything Out of Me, Just My Asshole)
Bio; by the Numbers
Born: May 9th, 1972
Height: 5’2’’ / 157 cm
Weight: 110 lbs. / 50 kg
Measurements: 38DD-23-34 Augmented
Hair Color: Brunette
Eye Color: Brown
Bio; In the Monkey’s Words
Lisa Ann is one of those pornstars who has made quite the career out of getting fucked hard and often. A career that spans across 3 decades has made this Italian America Milf quite the heavy hitter in the adult entertainment world. A consummate professional she is perhaps best known for her interpretation of Sarah Pallin in Hustler’s parody “Nailin Pallin”.
(Lisa Ann in Brazzers, Milfs Like It Big scene, Love Boobies Need Loving)
A degree as a dental assistant in her pocket thanks in large part to her years as an exotic dancer, Lisa Ann is now one of the most downloaded pornstars ever. And she does continue to do exotic dancing, going on tours yearly. Don’t be surprised to see her in your city on the near future.
- 2006 XRCO Award for Best Comeback
- 2009 AVN Award for MILF/Cougar Performer of the Year
- 2009 AVN Hall of Fame inductee
- 2010 XRCO Award for MILF Of The Year
- 2010 F.A.M.E. Award – Favorite MILF
- 2011 XBIZ Award for MILF Performer of the Year
- 2011 Urban X Award for Best Milf Performer
- 2010 XBIZ Award Nominee for Porn Star Website of the Year
(Lisa Ann in Brazzers, Milfs Like It Big scene, Milfland Security 2: The Drop Off)
So where does all this place Lisa Ann on the Monkey’s rating scale for Pornstars? Well, let’s look at the breakdown:
Face: Lisa Ann has that dirty “fuck me” look that all porn producers long for, but that is where it ends, she isn’t gorgeous by any means, average at best.
Tits: Lisa Ann has HUGE tits! And resting upon her slight frame they are made to look even bigger. Something about them, when they are exposed doesn’t seem to ring right with me though. Nonetheless, they are nice to watch a cock slide between.
Ass: Lisa Ann has some nice junk in her trunk and she is happy to put all sorts of big cocks in there as well. Her ass is luscious and her ass is definitely her best feature..
Legs: At 5’2’’ tall, Lisa Ann is not the quintessential leggy babe, this hasn’t stopped her from being an industry leader in the porn world, but it will stop her from getting top marks with us.
Performance: When you have been doing porn as long as Lisa Ann has, you know what makes a scene hot and you know how to work it. Her performances are hardcore and sizzling. This is one bad ass babe in front of the porn lens.
Longevity: 1993 to 2011 tallies up to a total of 18 years. Now granted she was doing porn the whole time, but that is nonetheless a career that has spanned 3 decades. What more is there really to say about her longevity?!
Work Ethic: No pornstar seems to work as hard as Lisa Ann, this Milf vixen has been around for a long time, has directed, starred and started an agency. Really, she has done it all and her work ethic is irreproachable.
Now after I round up all those numbers and do some intricate long division, the average works out to:
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