Abbey Brooks is simply gorgeous, gorgeous in a wholesome way, which of course makes this pornstar babe that much hotter to watch when she is steaming up the porn lens and of course it make her pornstar review that much more fun to do! Even with make-up and dressed in inciting clothing, this gorgeous babe is adorable!
Abbey has more of a “California Girl” look to her, but make no mistake, she is a Midwestern girl. Born and raised in Detroit, Michigan. Her Native American heritage isn’t always evident, but once you know it, you can see the telltale features that only serve to heighten Abbey’s sexual appeal.
(Abbey Brooks in Brazzers, Real Wife Stories Scene, Rent Money Payback)
Posing and performing in front of the camera has always been in Abbey’s blood, her mother got her into modeling at the age of 7 and she readily admits at being a little surprised to have felt perfectly comfortable in years later when she began to pose nude.
Abbey is every man (and women’s) fantasy come to life, a smart (she has a degree in Business Management), whole looking big tit bombshell who attended private schools growing up and then became the hot and horny catholic girl who gets herself into all sort of lewd and naughty encounters!
Oh yes, Abbey Brooks is definitely one of PervsReview’s favorite Pornstars!
Bio – by the Numbers
Born: February 17th, 1983
Height: 5’6’’ / 170 cm
Weight: 125 lbs. / 57 kg
Measurements: 36DD-27-36 Augmented
Hair Color: Blonde
Eye Color: Brown
Piercings: Yes Navel x2
(Abbey Brooks in Brazzers, Big Wet Butts Scene, Abbey’s Beautiful Bounty)
- 2009 AVN Awards For Best Group Sex Scene Pirates II: Stagnetti’s Revenge
- As far as nominations go, here at PervsReview we want to nominate Abbey for adorable pornstar babe ever! And to nominate her to be our babysitter!
(Abbey Brooks in Brazzers, Big Tits at School scene, Late Fees)
So where does all this place Abbey Brooks on the Pervs rating scale for Pornstars? Well, let’s look at the breakdown:
Face: If Abbey was so damn adorable she would be a 10. I know, you’re thinking that makes no sense, but the fact that she is so damn cute, so damn adorable takes a little away for the hot, skanky factor that we love about our pornstars here at PervsReview.
Tits: Yea, Abbey has some absolutely rocking big tits, I swear if I didn’t know she had a boob job I never would have guessed. That is as good as they get!
Ass: This is definitely an ass you want to slap, definitely an ass you want to see from behind! It looks so soft and cushioned that it adds a certain warm and inviting feel to every thrust caught on the porn lens.
Legs: Abbey has some strong legs, and she has more leg than most pornstars, and there was a time where her legs were thinner and would have been a 9+ easily. They are nice nonetheless, besides, I like a little meaty myself
Performance: I can’t believe that Abbey has only ever won one award and that for a group sex scene. This blonde haired beauty is a star all by herself. But we don’t’ hand out awards at PervsReview, at least not yet.
Longevity: This Buxom beauty has been a mainstay in the industry since 2006, some 6 years and counting. There is no doubt in our minds that she will eclipse the 10 year mark!
Work Ethic: Abbey has one of the nicest pornstar websites we have looked at, she has a slew of scenes and films under her belt and she has battled back from a terrible car accident. That denotes work ethic as far as we are concerned!
Now after I round up all those numbers and do some intricate long division, the average works out to: