The naughty pics are apparently up for sale on the black market and Vergara is doing her utmost to keep those from ever reaching the surface. Vergara and her fiancé, Nick Loeb, insist the sexy pictures were, “hacked or stolen from his Blackberry before the couple became officially engaged.”

Vergara’s legal team is fighting very hard to have an unknown party in Florida not be able to sell these images. Vergara swears they aren’t pornographic in nature but one source is quoted as saying: “The photos show Sofia in her bathroom and the bedroom, and, while they are personal, they are not fully revealing. But her management team are doing their best to make sure they do not become public.”

Now quit reading this stupidity and go look at some free porn!

The only issue at the moment is the initial charity backed out, so Pornhub.com is still in search of a worthy recipient.
“Any charitable entities related to breast cancer research or awareness should submit their interest to Pornhub at austin@phubcommunications.com. One charity will be chosen and announced in the coming days.”

Watching 30 videos = a 1 cent donation, so you better start that click for tits if you want to save the boobs!

Who is this guy and who does he think he is?

If you’re in with all the cool people in the atheist circles, you’ll recognize his name as being an active and outspoken voice in the atheist community.

Ok, but what does that have to do with porn?

Well, not much, other than he is curious to learn more about the demographics concerning who is in favor and who is against pornography in general. So for his little pet project, he says he’s, “looking for a prostitute, a porn star and an exotic dancer.”

Know anyone who fits the bill? Contact him. When you’re done with him, come back and be pervy with us

Also known as Kristen Price, this saucy Scorpio was born on Friday the 13th. Obviously, the combination makes for one sexy starlet. Though she shares her name with a British pop singer, make no mistake – this Kirsten Price is the hot one and needs no auto-tune. She has won three AVN Awards: Best Supporting Actress (2007), and Best Group Sex Scene in 2007 and 2012.
Sorry to disappoint – you can fantasize about whatever you want with her, but in reality, she only has eyes for Keiran Lee.

Bio – by the Numbers

So where does all this place Kirsten Price on the Pervs rating scale for Pornstars? Well, let’s look at the breakdown:

Now after I round up all those numbers and do some intricate long division, the average works out to:

My friends let’s take a closer, more exhaustive look at Tube8.com!

What Every Monkey Needs to Know Before Getting Started!

Pricing:                                                                  ______________________                   __                  10/10

A big fat fucking $0! How do you primates like those pennies?

Content/Quantity:                                                      _____________                        __                              10/10

OK, now that we have established it won’t cost you more than your monthly internet bill to view this site, you are about to discover you have a Pornucopia of scenes and niches here. There are three overall categories to choose from, which is what makes Tube8.com so fucking great: Straight, Gay and Shemale, which stratifies your searches into those categories. You can also sort your searches by: featured, newest, views, rating, favorites, comments, votes and longest (scenes). To add to those three main categories, there are 19 sub categories ranging from Amateur, to Teen, to HD. This is in addition to the Premium and Live Girls links.

You have access to more scenes than I care to count (as of September 2012) because I’m too busy with my hands.

Content/Quality:                                                                                             ________________               9/10

Who said the best things in life are free? I’m not sure who said it, but I’m sure they must have been porn junkies and fans of Tube8. Other than being able to have very specific searches, the HD videos are great and do not disappoint. You have your live cams, which are always great to watch and you have all the other videos that are at your fingertips.

Site Navigation/Presentation:                                                  __________________                                9/10

The one thing that can ruin a truly great site and XXX experience is a non-user friendly navigation arrangement.  When you get to a website you do not want to have to think, you do not want to have to look around and try to find a specific scene.  You want it easy and you want it accessible, and most importantly you want it now. Tube8.com is great and will do all the kinky thinking for you, you just need to be horny and willing to watch, the rest is in your hands.

So after some complex long division that all works out to a score of:

Keezmovies.com gives you the largest Pornstar sex database, all sorted in alphabetical order. Sounds like a horny Obsessive-Compulsive’s wet dream cum true.

So my friends let’s take a closer, more in-depth look at Keezmovies.com!

What Every Monkey Needs to Know Before Getting Started!

Pricing:                                                                                                                __________      __             10/10

A big fat free $0!  How do you monkey’s like those bananas?

Content/Quantity:                                                         __________________  __                _             10/10

OK, now that we have jumped through the lack of financial aspects associated to the site we can get to the good stuff. With all this great HD content, Premium content and consistent daily updating, who’d want to leave?

You get access to more scenes than I care to count. For real, I could try, but I don’t get paid enough. I get paid to watch porn. Let’s keep it simple.

Content/Quality:                                                           ____________                                         _              9/10

So far so great, Keezmovies.com makes us want to High 5 Mr. Keez himself for the great-quality you can get for free. The quality is some of the best I’ve seen online, with the exception of pay sites. The fact that there are live cams available to enjoy the real thing adds some checks to the quality box. The diversity and niches available would make me rate this site quite high since I’m a monkey and I can only pay in bananas for things.

Site Navigation/Presentation:                                            ______________               _                         9/10

Keezmovies.com gets this right. The page setup isn’t too busy, it is easy to read, find the categories of choice and access information. A real winner in my books.

So after some complex long division that all works out to a score of:

Keiran Lee was apparently living a normal life until some vacation pics of him banging a girl were leaked onto the Internet by his buddies. After a director saw his ahem, “full potential,” he was asked to do a shoot and hasn’t stopped since. Wikipedia says he’s married to Puma Swede, but recently he’s been saying Kirsten Price is his girlfriend. Maybe he’s with both? His dick is sure big enough to share!
Mr. Lee aka, Mr. Big, has also made a foray into directing, so expect to see more of his work both in front and behind the camera.

Bio – by the Numbers

So where does all this place Keiran Lee on the Pervs rating scale for Pornstars? Well, let’s look at the breakdown:

Now after I round up all those numbers and do some intricate long division, the average works out to:

Now the first question that popped into my mind when I was told I would be reviewing A DVD site was, why would I ever want to sign-up for a review site with so many tube sites and Porn Networks out there?  Well, the simple answer is selection and quality. Sure, tube sites will give you a little bit from all the big porn producers, but the quality isn’t as good and the selection isn’t as great.  Yes, networks like Brazzers and Bangbros have awesome content and great quality, but you can’t very well download their competitor’s scenes from their sites.

So now that we know why DVD sites are useful, let’s see what Moviebox.com has to offer and if it is worth it.

What Every Monkey Needs to Know Before Getting Started!

Pricing:                                                                                                           ________________               9/10

OK, so let’s get straight to the important aspect there, your hard earned dollars and exactly how many of them you will need to use to have full access to Moviebox.com’s repertoire of videos and scenes.

First of all, you can have a mild taste test to see if you want to sign up, which is always nice.  You can do this two ways.  The first is a $1-1 day trial and the second is found in the form of 3 Free Previews. Basically, you get 60 seconds of any three scenes you like.  The cool part is you get ANY 60 seconds of the scene, I have to give them full marks for that.

In terms of the methods of payment, choices are:     Credit Card,  Check

Pricing seems fair enough in comparison to most porn sites, but now let’s see what you get.

Content/Quantity:                                                                                                      _____________         10/10

Moviebox.com boasts over 85 000 scenes, 13 000 FULL DVDs and over 150,000 gigs of video content. You will be treated to over 7000 HD scenes.
I will let you take a moment to digest those numbers.  Yea, that’s a lot.

Moviebox.com also claims 5 to 10 NEW DVDs are added daily.
All this scattered across 51 distinct categories.

Even a blind monkey has to agree that the quantity is definitely there. And if 5 to 10 DVDs are added daily, this number will be growing exponentially.

Content/Quality:                                                                                                  ______________                9/10

OK so, Moviebox.com has a lot of DVDs and scenes, we will give them that, but are they any good?  More importantly, is viewing them and downloading them any good?

It is hard to argue the quality of a DVD site since they don’t actually produce the videos and movies, they simply make them available. When you have all the big names on your producer’s list, odds are you are going to get some high-end, high-quality content. Of course, that is assuming the buyers at Moviebox.com know what they are doing, and it appears they do.

Moviebox.com is definitely “putting out.”

Site Navigation/Presentation:                                                             _______________                         9/10

I have said it before and I will say it again, the one aspect of any website that will turn this monkey off in a heartbeat is poor presentation and faulty navigation.  So how does Moviebox.com stack up in this department?

The home page is simple, clear and presents a “featured video” on the top banner, then lists the three “Latest Scenes,” as well as, “Staff Picks.”

Finally, at the bottom of the page are the 5-10 daily updates in the section called “Today’s Scene Update.”

The Top Categories of the vaunted 51 Categories that Moviebox.com offers are nicely listed on the left side of the page as well as the Top Pornstars.

Bottom line is that there is NO CLUTTER, NO ADVERTISEMENTS and NO SPAM!  So full marks for that!

Surfing the site is easy, and the filter is a very nice touch that works great. 

All in all, Moviebox.com is a nice way to get a little bit from all the big porn networks. 
Factor in that Moviebox.com offers 24 hour a day free customer service and this is a HUGE plus!

This all adds up to a solid rating of: